Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Bad Ideas

Line for a Museum: 'Get fresh with history'

Name suggestions for colored soft drink:

Soviet Red
Orange Ooze
Gangsta Green
Battle Apple
Vile Violet

Lines for mexican flavored frozen chicken:

Why did the mexican chicken cross the road?
it was trying to cross the boarder.

Where do you find a Mexican Chicken?
In the Kitchen.

Line for Funeral Bonds: 'Good buy!'

Teeshirt for breast insurance policy : 'nice jug!'

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And to add to your list, a tagline for a florist - "While stalks last!"